The Big Bad Wolf saw the Ugly Duckling swimming in the lake. He was hungry, really hungry.
When she waddled ashore, he chased her to her tower. She locked the door and waddled up to the top floor.
He tried to climb up her hair, but she threw her fat, ugly stepsisters down on him.
They knocked the wind out of him, and he whistled.
They groaned and ran away.
To this day, women groan and run away whenever they hear a wolf whistle.
Gentlemen, please stop it. You’re only wasting your breath.
published in Prolific Pulse
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