Never Ever

I can never say yes to a dress.

I’m unsexy in spandex, 

a slug in saran wrap.

I slip in high heels,

turn ankles and side flop.

I’m awkward and graceless.

I’d rather be faceless

than try to be frilly and lacy.

inspired by:

https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2024/09/21/riddle-this-saturday-mix-21-september-2024/

published in Substack:

https://open.substack.com/pub/nolcha/p/weekend-weird-92224?r=xwogn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web