I can never say yes to a dress.
I’m unsexy in spandex,
a slug in saran wrap.
I slip in high heels,
turn ankles and side flop.
I’m awkward and graceless.
I’d rather be faceless
than try to be frilly and lacy.
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published in Substack:
Never Ever
Updated: Sep 26, 2024
Oh this is clever and fun!