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My Butt

  • Writer: Nolcha Fox
    Nolcha Fox
  • Mar 24, 2024
  • 1 min read

I swear it spread and swelled while I was sleeping. It takes up more than half the bed. It wiggles when I’m not. What gives? What jeans can hide this thing? What sweater can I wear to not reveal this monster eating all the chocolate cake and pecan pie in the refrigerator?


Girlfriend,

I think my butt

is getting bigger.


published in MuddyUm

 
 
 

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