You can tell how a girl does
life by what she wears.
Some girls like Scarlett
Johansson, she’s a knockout
in lingerie. Guys say she has
knockers. That’s not me.
Some girls like boxers.
Not just to wear them,
but to cheer them, maybe
after-hours dance inside
the ring, but I’m not
looking. That’s not me.
You can find me in shit kickers,
those are boots, dear,
and some jeans, not
very sexy, but they do me
very well.
Published in Doctor Funny
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