I Can Hear Just Fine

I can hear you

march around

in flip-flops

through the house,

oh yes.

TV turned to volume

max, it’s on old

reruns, as you yell

“GODJIRA!” Again.

Good grief.

Now some lightning

and the dog hides

as you yell “THOR!”

Loud and clear.

No kidding.

I don’t know why

I have to wear

these silly

hearing

aids.

published in Doctor Funny