According to the Dog

I adore you every hour

that I’m not asleep.

You are my crush

when you dish out

the food that I must eat.

You’re my delight

when you attach

my harness and my leash.

Just one thing trumps

my passion that I 

always feel for you –

A warm and mushy

cow poop pool,

my favorite type

of bath.

published in Garden of Neuro